Peridot has two hands. One to hold lapis hand, And the other to hold pumpkin. Lapis also has two hands, one to hold peridot’s hand, and the other to make water hands to destroy her enemies and protect her home and wife. :)
I will carve out your pets ass
I will make you eat my firstborn? What the fuck xD
I will carb out OP’s dick
I will wear OP’s neck
I will deep fry my pussy
Why would I do that to my cat? What did my cat do?
There is no U in the last column.
I will shatter someone’s stomach
i will deep-fry op’s newborn….
There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and I’m screaming.
Don’t judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it
when your ships are rare so you gotta make the content yourself like some kind of ARTIST
